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| Name: | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Email: | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Where are you from: | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Comments: | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Whos the best? | |
| September 7, 2000 21:44:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben Groom |
| Email: | groomio |
| Where are you from: | Deal Normally |
| Comments: | Hello from sunny tossa de mar. Im lounging in sunny Spain. Wahey!!!!! Ill update this crap when I get home, love Ben!!!!!! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Ņot much luck with the seņoritas yet |
| Whos the best? | |
| August 26, 2000 18:03:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Milo Hanrahan |
| Email: | liberace@dramaqueen.co.uk |
| Where are you from: | Canterbury |
| Comments: | I'm Rosie's friend. Hello. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Fortunately not. At least, not yet. |
| Whos the best? | |
| August 4, 2000 11:07:38 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Sharon Johnson |
| Email: | sharonjohnson@cwhd.co.uk |
| Where are you from: | An office |
| Comments: | found your site with a little help from that child of mine. It's strange, but so are you so i won't complain. Will show this to John and maybe he'll understand you better!!! (but don't count on it) see you soon i hope dad, mum. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | not at the m,oment |
| Whos the best? | |
| July 29, 2000 15:46:56 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jill |
| Email: | jillfarrow@cheekymonkey.co.uk |
| Where are you from: | Kent |
| Comments: | Hi, great website!! Rosie Sim told me to come and check it out so.... I did!! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Nope |
| Whos the best? | |
| July 26, 2000 17:45:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | isn't NOT is'nt, you know who i am. |
| Email: | isn't NOT is'nt |
| Where are you from: | isn't NOT is'nt |
| Comments: | look on 1st paragraph of opening page isn't NOT is'nt isn't NOT is'nt |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | isn't NOT is'nt |
| Whos the best? | |
| July 21, 2000 21:51:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rosie |
| Email: | Wouldntyouliketoknow@aol.co.uk |
| Where are you from: | see above |
| Comments: | Orange is so your colour! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | A foetus |
| Whos the best? | |
| June 20, 2000 20:57:04 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Mark (James) |
| Email: | i i do not own One!!!!!!!!!! |
| Where are you from: | i have no idea. (somewhere near lancashire) |
| Comments: | YES. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | no i'm the purest of the pure |
| Whos the best? | |
| June 6, 2000 11:12:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | are you really intrigued? |
| Email: | are you really intrigued? |
| Where are you from: | are you really intrigued? |
| Comments: | are you really intrigued? |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | are you really intrigued? |
| Whos the best? | |
| June 5, 2000 20:45:02 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben |
| Email: | groomio@madasafish.com |
| Where are you from: | Here |
| Comments: | Im sorry, but who sent the last two messages. Im just a wee bit intrigued. Thanks! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Like Pokemon-GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! |
| Whos the best? | |
| May 27, 2000 23:20:47 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | happiness |
| Email: | happiness |
| Where are you from: | happiness |
| Comments: | happiness |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | happiness |
| Whos the best? | |
| May 17, 2000 20:28:30 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | ben is a gay boy |
| Email: | ben is a gay boy |
| Where are you from: | ben is a gay boy |
| Comments: | ben is a gay boy |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | ben is a gay boy from judy the queer girl! |
| Whos the best? | |
| May 14, 2000 19:59:19 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jess |
| Email: | jassk8r@nme.com |
| Where are you from: | Deal |
| Comments: | WE WON !!!! ONE NIL!!!!! i found a piece of paper that had your address on in my maths book and it said i should see the site so i have, take note! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | not from you anyway! |
| Whos the best? | |
| May 8, 2000 12:11:18 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | arsebra |
| Email: | jack_kendal@arsebra.com |
| Where are you from: | arsebradom |
| Comments: | my arse is so large that it doesn't fit into this small box |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | anal ones only |
| Whos the best? | rod steward (see kenny everett show) |
| April 22, 2000 22:41:31 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Albert the Lobotomised Monkey |
| Email: | oohohh@aahahh.co.uk |
| Where are you from: | Mr Speg's Testing Laboratory |
| Comments: | Fuck that. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Only a worrying ability to speak |
| Whos the best? | I wouldn't consider myself judge. |
| March 26, 2000 11:25:59 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | The Master |
| Email: | klebdon@prophecyofsmeg.freeservers.com |
| Where are you from: | Everywhere and nowhere |
| Comments: | Hello my pretties. Someone is disturbing the peace again. Tsk tsk |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | 33 want to trade? |
| Whos the best? | Horace Krypton |
| March 24, 2000 15:05:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | HannAh Jenkins |
| Email: | dont touch..............! |
| Where are you from: | The womb.............. |
| Comments: | 1nce again master.......this is a pleasure to read.....! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | yes |
| Whos the best? | Kaz |
| Febuary 25, 2000 23:53:14 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Woody |
| Email: | None |
| Where are you from: | Buzz Lightyear |
| Comments: | Your site is a fair representation of you.... |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | All of yours. |
| Whos the best? | The hero that took your pictures. |
| Febuary 25, 2000 23:47:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Horace Crypton |
| Email: | mrkite@nme.com |
| Where are you from: | I am from the realms of sexual deviancy and macabre odysseys |
| Comments: | My faithful Bejaaaaaaaaaaaamen, You are a dervish, and a deccadent one at that. And my dear Jenka, the one I like but loathe so much, unsmear your worthless self from my clogs, and take carefull note that I shall very soon cast you into the fissure of beelzebub, and a niche so terrifyingly shite and wanky will be all that is left to remember thee by. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Only those that you have transmitted to me WINCOT. |
| Whos the best? | me and that guy who got himself shot in 1980 |
| Febuary 8, 2000 22:09:18 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Spanner |
| Email: | minx118@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | A hickory hillbilly town of moonshine & inbreds (notice the webbed feet) |
| Comments: | This is a wonderbra (Is that how you pronounce it in German...teehee) site and the delectable Ben deserves much praise for this creation...A quick message to Ali=Harry the goblin is still my trusted slave and accomplice, you will stew in the turmoil of anus and wank...Ben Groom is Fantabulous, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Plenty....what?? Isn't everyone 'friendly' with vinegar man?....he called me special...blubcrywail** |
| Whos the best? | Zack de la Rocha, Tom Morello, Mike Patton,Tre Cool, Lars Fredrikksen, Tim Armstrong & Faye (STEPS)! |
| Febuary 8, 2000 21:05:51 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Fat Tony |
| Email: | anthony_bourne@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Earth |
| Comments: | Hello |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | No thankyou |
| Whos the best? | Gerald the mouse |
| January 19, 2000 11:47:28 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Lee Rippon |
| Email: | alien_rippon@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | The land of smeg! |
| Comments: | I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! I LOVE THIS PAGE! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | http://members.tripod.co.uk/Miss_SOS/index.html |
| Whos the best? | Manda Rin from BIS! |
| October 22, 99 08:43:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Stuart Smith |
| Email: | Non |
| Where are you from: | Doncaster |
| Comments: | More people must vote for a semi clad Ben! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Yes all of them |
| Whos the best? | Me |
| September 9, 99 17:21:43 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben Groom |
| Email: | groomio@excite.com |
| Where are you from: | I am omnipotent. How dare you ask me that. I made you and I can break you just as easily. |
| Comments: | Just my usual update. HI ALL! Swearing is rude. If you want to swear, email me your insults. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Thats just plain rude. Anyway, If I exist I might however, I cannot be sure of this so I havent |
| Whos the best? | The usual, Richey, Nicky, James and Sean!!!!! |
| September 3, 99 17:50:19 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Megan armitage |
| Email: | Belle2103@aol.com |
| Where are you from: | Sandwich |
| Comments: | God is a DJ |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Genital warts |
| Whos the best? | BEN GROOM! |
| August 10, 99 19:20:09 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Lizzie |
| Email: | eyeofthestorm@email.com |
| Where are you from: | Centre of the Universe, baby! |
| Comments: | Ben darling, nice to see the other cool shit that you've added... Keep checking your eyelids for holes, be careful and don't underestimate the power of the common garden gnome. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Well, now that you come to mention it... |
| Whos the best? | Benzine, duh. |
| August 9, 99 06:20:07 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Cheesy Babe |
| Email: | cheesybabe@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | cheesy babe land |
| Comments: | cheesy babe is da best, but she has not go a chest |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | HIV |
| Whos the best? | cheesy babe cereal |
| August 5, 99 11:08:02 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jess Passmore |
| Email: | jampot20@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | near u |
| Comments: | very nice |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | no, i don't think so! |
| Whos the best? | CAFC |
| August 2, 99 21:49:11 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | NaTaLiE |
| Email: | wouldnt u like 2 kno |
| Where are you from: | st boredom |
| Comments: | hmm i have the feelin u hav changed the last question..mainly cos its different..my god life is confusin |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | haha now i know that this question i rigged..and my excuse is.."wasnt me didnt do it cant prove it |
| Whos the best? | goldfish |
| July 31, 99 19:11:26 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | NaTaLiE |
| Email: | wouldnt u like 2 kno |
| Where are you from: | st boredom |
| Comments: | woohoo..hiya ben..ya know its not a pit of disgrace..wenn n e ways i have to go eat jello with a knife now.. |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | haha now i know that this question i rigged..and my excuse is.."wasnt me didnt do it cant prove it |
| Whos the best? | the best what? |
| July 31, 99 19:10:14 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben Groom |
| Email: | iamgreatandyouallwantme@prophecyofsmeg.freeservers.com |
| Where are you from: | I am the master of this site!!!!!!!! |
| Comments: | Wow its great. But theres so many people signing my guestbook with naughty and rude words! |
| Whats your excuse? | None that sting too bad |
| July 31, 99 17:37:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Loppy Cinderallison |
| Email: | jackopop99@excite.com |
| Where are you from: | planet frog |
| Comments: | fuck shit bollocks wankhead motherfucker hell what am i doing here not handy andy or trevor mccdonald they are both *********************** i dont know what that means i am a phsyco |
| Whats your excuse? | klock niggit herpes |
| July 18, 99 15:19:44 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Natalie |
| Email: | jweed2@yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | england.. |
| Comments: | erm..hi |
| Whats your excuse? | not that i know of... |
| July 15, 99 20:14:00 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Lizzie |
| Email: | eyeofthestorm@email.com |
| Where are you from: | londres |
| Comments: | i love you. i miss you |
| Whats your excuse? | you |
| July 11, 99 19:35:38 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Lizzie |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | i love you and i miss you |
| Whats your excuse? | |
| July 11, 99 19:33:51 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Roisin |
| Email: | Flatline56@excite.com |
| Where are you from: | wingham (it's lovely) |
| Comments: | i'm looking at a field someone shoot me befor i wake up! "i am the girl who wanted to be god" love |
| Whats your excuse? | Not as far as my brain has told me |
| July 8, 99 18:28:57 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | vic. f. |
| Email: | i wrote it down last time |
| Where are you from: | somewhere v. far away |
| Comments: | hi ben! just saying hi and that communism wont work! |
| Whats your excuse? | what do you think i do? 3somes? |
| July 7, 99 10:39:45 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | vicki friend |
| Email: | zazuki@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | here |
| Comments: | ben. i love you |
| Whats your excuse? | nope, why? |
| July 6, 99 09:14:27 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | richard walker |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | |
| Whats your excuse? | |
| June 29, 99 14:11:09 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | fester |
| Email: | festerthefearless@talk21.com |
| Where are you from: | Gimpland |
| Comments: | I am a dick and I want to kick your head in Groom. |
| Whats your excuse? | Yes, plenty thankyou. But I'm fearless. |
| June 29, 99 14:09:13 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | eyeofthestorm |
| Email: | lizziekenyon@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | London |
| Comments: | Hey darlin' freaky website. mmm, i like it, i like it alot. Be a FReAk and be PROUD.... love ya! |
| Whats your excuse? | Wouldn't you like to know.... |
| June 18, 99 22:42:16 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | eyeofthestorm |
| Email: | lizziekenyon@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | London |
| Comments: | Hey darlin' freaky website. mmm, i like it, i like it alot. Be a FReAk and be PROUD.... love ya! |
| Whats your excuse? | Wouldn't you like to know.... |
| June 18, 99 22:32:26 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ali Beach |
| Email: | spottyhelmet@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Ramsgate |
| Comments: | My word. Splendide! Mon ami. Its fuckin bangin wicked maga-bitchin, innit |
| Whats your excuse? | Syphilis, Gonnorrea, AIDs |
| May 29, 99 08:13:02 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ali Beach |
| Email: | spottyhelmet@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Ramsgate |
| Comments: | My word. Splendide! Mon ami. Its fuckin bangin wicked maga-bitchin, innit |
| Whats your excuse? | Syphilis |
| May 29, 99 08:12:28 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ali Beach |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | |
| Whats your excuse? | |
| May 29, 99 08:10:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | the great sun of ramy the sheep hybrid |
| Email: | god, no.1 the universe. |
| Where are you from: | i am everywhere |
| Comments: | fucked up (e-mail me if you can guess who i am?) |
| Whats your excuse? | the one i got from your mum? |
| May 25, 99 21:05:46 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Sam Palmer |
| Email: | samadysam@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Deal |
| Comments: | Its rather lovely |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | No |
| May 16, 99 15:55:29 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben Groom |
| Email: | todayisagooddaytodie@prophecyofsmeg.freeservers.com |
| Where are you from: | Deal |
| Comments: | People should be less critical. Grr |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | Not yet |
| May 10, 99 18:51:59 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | kit-kat simbo. |
| Email: | sweetpopper@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | kent |
| Comments: | What is going on with this site?! It's fucking wank!!!!!! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | say wha'? |
| May 6, 99 12:06:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | kit-kat simbo. |
| Email: | sweetpopper@hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | kent |
| Comments: | What is going on with this site?! It's fucking wank!!!!!! |
| Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases? | say wha'? |
| May 6, 99 12:06:06 (GMT Time) |